Weird News

Historical first: Robot granted citizenship in Saudi Arabia even though "she" has no conciousness (

How hospitals keep their patients sick by feeding them Ensure, a "junk food" nutrition shake (

Viral video: Democrat legislator fakes PTSD meltdown to get out of speeding ticket (

Liberal university says the slogan "You need Jesus" may be HATE speech (

Prophecy theorists say the end of the world is almost here? and survivors will face seven years of absolute HELL (

Transgenders increasingly want to revert back to original gender after having surgery (

The Nestle business model: Take public water for free, then earn billions selling it to that same public (

Insanity meets stupidity: College freshman guide labels all Jews "white supremacists" (

HUMANITY ALERT: Sperm count plunges 59% due to mass chemical feminization of men (

Fields of pigs to be bred in Matrix-like bio-factories, then murdered for organ transplants into humans (

For the record: No, the world isn't ending this Saturday (but yes, humanity will destroy itself soon enough) (

STUPID: When white people use black emojis, it's RACIST, says the BBC (

Detroit farmer's market boycotts local apple orchard owner for believing in Christianity (

Man says cold medicine caused him to stab his wife to death in his sleep (

STUPID: The Atlantic says the eclipse was "racist" because it was visible by too many white people (

"Peaceful" protesters on the Left were throwing urine, bottles and "harmful projectiles" at police (

Half of farmed salmon found to be DEAF due to toxic effects of confined aquaculture (

Scientists claim people will "love refugees" once they are dosed with oxytocin, the hormone produced by babies to make their mothers love them (

Bizarre chemicals in fast food causes female-looking BREAST to grow on the chest of a Chinese boy (

Brave New World: Newspaper editor says smart people have "cognitive privilege" and should be dumbed down in the name of social justice (

Millennials launch "Tour Against Cruelty" to demand more humane treatment of factory farm chickens (

NYC government publishes app that helps more people easily collect food stamps ? because self-reliance is considered BAD (

Take a look at what passes for award-winning "debate" in our twisted, delusional culture (video) (

Man's pacemaker may ultimately land him in jail in for arson and insurance fraud (

WEIRD: Cataract surgery patient has 27 contact lenses removed from her EYE (

Visa will pay restaurants $10,000 each to stop accepting cash (

Farmer facing MILLIONS in fines because he plowed his field, though he was supposed to be exempt (

Noise pollution from buses and trains found to cause diabetes (

YOGA now being attacked as "dangerous" by the same establishment media that says mercury in vaccines is "safe" (

98% Of college students will divulge their friends' emails for a piece of PIZZA (

Shut the front door! 7 Percent of Americans think brown cows produce chocolate milk (

The caffeine you urinate is harming the environment, study warns (

Vegan pet dogs? Yes it's happening (

MONKEY MARKETING: Indonesian monkeys STEAL objects from tourists, then BARTER them to other people for food (

American Airlines forgets double amputee's wheelchair, has him kicked off the plane for being "a drunk" (

Farmer faces $2.8 million fine for plowing his own land (

STUPID TECH on parade as company releases bluetooth-connected salt shaker controlled by Amazon Alexa? is this really necessary? (

SICK: Gloria Steinem says that allowing a human child to be born instead of murdering it will cause global warming (

Hundreds of thousands of British pounds spent by the NHS on super-sized ambulances for the obese (

Models in France now required to get a doctor's note before hitting the catwalk (

Millennials under the impression they will RETIRE at 59, according to shocking new statistics (

Young boy almost dies after getting impaled in the chest with a PENCIL (

SHOCKING: Chinese man has emergency surgery to remove a live eel from his intestines (

Shocking study reveals patients who go to the hospital on a weekend are more likely to die within 30 days (

UNSOLVED: 1,600 people have mysteriously gone missing in public parks (

Report: UFO sightings are at an all-time high (

Massive, strange anomaly discovered under the frozen ice of Antarctica (

Miracle: 101-year-old woman with dementia remains talented pianist, playing 400 songs by ear (

Big Pharma hit job? Hedge funder 'commits suicide' by slashing his own throat after implicating the FDA (

A talking parrot could help solve a murder case (

Insane feminist goes on national TV to claim "women can do no wrong" and all men are "toxic" (

Shocking medical incompetence: Doctors are misdiagnosing bowel cancer as gynecological; pushing chemo for severe skin conditions (

NYT says First Amendment must be outlawed because "words can be like rape" ? HUH? (

White cop sues city for racism after says he's part black (

Netflix eliminated its five-star rating system to try to salvage Amy Schumer's failing career? and even that didn't work (

Vegan food truck shuts down after celebrating deaths of "fifty nine meat eaters" in Las Vegas massacre (

Black activist teaches seminar: "All white people are racist" ? then asks for PayPal donations (

Oregon university now pushing "fat studies" course that claims "weightism" is the new civil rights battleground (

NFL rules prohibit political messages on clothing and shoes but players can kneel in protest of the National Anthem, which is ALL political (

Humans are herd animals: Study finds people are more unethical when operating in groups (

CLAIM: Red Cross stole emergency supplies from the doorsteps of churches, then sold them for profit (

Same mainstream media attacking football as "unsafe for the brain" says nothing about brain-damaging mercury in vaccines (

CRYBULLIES: College student activists now marching on their own cafeterias, demanding "hydroponic cilantro" (

Online betting firm unveils surprising odds of how the apocalypse will come (

College students "triggered" into a state of total hysteria over the spotting of a banana peel (seriously) (

3,000 years after Chinese Medicine documented it, CNN suddenly discovers cinnamon is highly medicinal (

Cancer drug turns BLACK cancer patient WHITE due to side effect (

Mainstream media food propaganda claims CHIPS are better for you than an avocado (

Walmart to unveil face-monitoring video spy system that identifies unhappy customers in their stores (

Same science status quo that claims "women have more active brains than men" simultaneously insists men and women have no differences at all (

Stunning discovery reveals that plants and parasites engage in "social media" information sharing for self-defense (

Shallow Millennials are having plastic surgery to create DIMPLES that they think make them look cute (

Why did NASA just destroy Apollo tape recordings found in a basement? (

Alarming new program awards inmates 30 days credit if they agree to have a vasectomy or birth control implant (

California moves to grant immunity to rapists, child traffickers and weapons smugglers as part of new "Sanctuary State" insanity (

Catholic Church declares gluten-free foods contraband, but says GMOs are just fine for mass (

After being raped and impregnated, El Salvadorian 19-year-old sentenced to 30 years in prison for having an abortion (

Frugal woman manages to quit job and travel the world by eating trash from the dumpster (

Mainstream media now using the term "vaccine" to mean an injection of DNA-altering viruses that invade your cells and re-write your genetic code (

Professional hockey player may have to retire because he's allergic to his equipment (

Women found to purchase more flirtatious clothing when they shop during their fertile window, say scientists (

Dietitian singles out ground-up insects in red velvet cupcakes as the cause for growing food allergies (

"Butt" of course: Man sticks drinking glass in anus for sexual stimulation; needed surgery after it broke (

Herd of cows leaps to its death off a 50-meter cliff? is humanity any different? (

University launches a "hate bias" task force that won't do anything to prevent "hate" or "bias" (

Germany plans to introduce fines of $2,800 for parents who refuse to get their children vaccinated (

LAPD convinces citizens to surrender their self-defense firearms in exchange for TARGET gift cards (

School insanity on parade as student gets 10-day suspension for LIKING an online photo of an airsoft gun (

National Park Service bans scientist from studying the Grand Canyon because he's a Christian (

Venezuelan protesters have begun pelting government police with POOP bombs (

Scientists now pushing FAITH as the most important factor in "climate change" - if you believe it's real, then it's real (

Iraq war veteran faces 21 years in prison for possession of pistol magazines (

Bill Nye the "science guy" abandons all science, implies transgenderism is "evolution" (

Scientists say eating your own boogers boosts immune function (

Bill Nye goes FULL LUNATIC with vulgar transgender music video singing about "moist vagina" and how transgenderism is "evolution" (

REAL or HOAX? UFO experts warn of "cosmic false flag" event, claiming deep state will fake alien invasion to achieve totalitarian control over humanity (

Chinese political dissidents are having their organs cut from their bodies for 'transplant tourists' (

'Kush' outbreak causes devastation in Houston park (

Omar Mateen's GUN was homophobic, not his religion (

Spirit apparitions of Fukushima now hitching rides with Japanese taxi drivers (

Trans-men desperately trying to beat women in women's sports with unfair muscular advantage? leftists applaud (

The bottom rung of the bureaucracy: Florida city worker allegedly steals $93,000 to pay for "Brazilian butt lift" (

Queers with guns: LGBTQ gun group is prepping for the next civil war; so far they have a whopping 18 members (

Where's his security? Protestor RUSHES Trump in U.S. Capitol building, tosses Russian flags and screams (

Halloweenies and crybullies: Colleges tell students what Halloween costumes they can wear to avoid "triggering" others (

Las Vegas shooter Stephen Paddock kept a doctor "on retainer" to keep feeding him mind-altering psychotropic drugs (

Mysterious metal towers spotted all over New York City tunnels and bridges? surveillance devices? (

Leftists declare COTTON to be "racist" and call for ban on cotton products, including underwear, jeans and T-shirts (

Obese patients are injuring emergency workers: Super-sized mannequins purchased for practice (

Planned Parenthood now teaming up with SATANISTS to promote abortion (murder of unborn babies) (

Did your unborn baby survive Hurricane Harvey? It's time to KILL it, says abortion provider offering free abortion services to survivors (

Could your coffee maker be a weapon of mass destruction? "Smart" appliances could become a national security risk (

The 8 WORST pieces of advice medical doctors give their patients (

African dogs "vote" on group decisions by SNEEZING (

The more lonely you feel, the more likely you are to purchase brands that feature FACES (like KFC) (

Girls who have been sexually abused by Muslim rape gangs now told to "shut their mouths" for the "sake of diversity" (

In claiming breakthrough for "safer" Zika vaccines, science journal accidentally admits Zika vaccines might be dangerous (

Woman in China attempts to escape debt by altering her appearance with cosmetic surgery (

FIREFOX browsers will soon block "fake news" flagged by George Soros-linked left-wing groups (

FEMINISM IS HATE: Melbourne cafe charges 18% "man tax" to punish men for the way they were born (

Honolulu bans smartphone use by pedestrians while crossing streets (because people are too stupid to watch for cars) (

After denying the existence of GEOENGINEERING, the scientific status quo now claims it can save the world (

People now having SURGERY to remove armpit nerves in order to stop body odor (

CNN mirrors propaganda tactics of the vaccine industry, uses Sesame Street ELMO to attack Trump travel ban (

36-year-old man cheats death after 40 MINUTES with no pulse (

Confirmed: Contraceptive drugs are turning fish into transgenders (

Absurd: Scientists claim new GM purple rice will save you from cancer and diabetes (

Amish man slapped with six-year prison sentence for growing and selling his own herbal remedies (

Washington Post writer says shooting Republican lawmakers is an act of "self-defense" ? are all left-wing journalists insane? (

The BBC thinks pedophilia is just another "sexual orientation" akin to being gay or transgender (

UNREAL: Universities now paying students to bully classmates guilty of 'thought crimes' (

FDA bans natural substance manufactured by the body itself (

Offshore wind farms found to be vulnerable to? yep? WINDS (

Aerospace company founder says extraterrestrials are already HERE on Earth (

Man arrested for selling vegetables without a permit in police state USA (

Not even kidding: College will require "Abolition of Whiteness" course for political science majors (

The high cost of being COOL? "Destroyed" sneakers are selling for $1,425 (

California now wants to tax SPACE travel (

Stupid people keep cutting themselves while trying to open avocados, so doctors have called for avocados to come with warning labels (

Transgender LUNACY as biological man shatters women's weightlifting records by claiming he's a woman (

Colleges now offering Play-Doh for students who feel "triggered" by finals week (

Insanity: Now the FDA wants to criminalize pizza toppings (

Google wants to collect your poop, spit, and tears in voluntary health study aimed at knowing all your medical secrets (

Robots may have taken over alien civilizations, astrophysicist claims (

Seattle ballpark begins serving fried insects as a game time snack (

Groundbreaking surgery gives amputee cats a new life with successful 'bionic paws' (

Hospital quarantined after 5 people suffer mysterious hallucinations - illness spread by touch (

50 holistic doctors have mysteriously died in the last year, but what's being done about it? (

Natural human combustion: Is it actually possible for people to spontaneously burst into flames? (

CLAIM: Toddler finds DEAD RAT decomposing in his Dr. Pepper (

Too fat to FLY? Airlines to begin weighing passengers (and charging accordingly) (

Apple deletes prayer app because it promotes protecting the lives of unborn children? only death and Satanism now allowed by Apple (

U.K. government declares that MEN can get pregnant, too? not just "women" ? liberalism has reached the point of mass mental illness (

Contaminated chicken: Government looks at farmers, rather than processing plants, for the blame (

Kids that wiggle when engaged in challenging mental activities are often labeled "ADHD" and drugged with mind-altering medications (

Mother fired by convenience store for defending her life against a violent attacker ? Self-defense can now leave you unemployed (

McDonald's to start serving organic apple juice in kids' Happy Meals? but it's made by Coca-Cola (

NOT A JOKE: BBC launches "Pidgin" news edition for Africans that publishes stories in broken, dumbed-down English (

Sexist hurricane? Irma damage has interrupted the production of saw palmetto, an essential nutrient for men's health (

NHS refusing services to smokers, obese patients until they go to health boot camp for six months (

Doomsday theorist says planet Nibiru will destroy Earth before September 23rd? should we cancel Halloween? (

Russia claiming ownership of the Arctic, seizing massive energy reserves and occupying the strategic "high ground" of the planet (

HUH? Planned Parenthood CEO declares "every person has the right to live" in absurd defense of DACA (

Officials warn that "ZOMBIE" coyotes are roaming across Illinois (

Drone-based pizza delivery service launched in Iceland? won't the pizza get cold? (

Baltimore public school changing grades so students can graduate, just like Democrats alter votes so Leftists can win elections (

Wearable electronic devices could be powered by human sweat (

WEIRD SCIENCE: Man claims to "feed" off electricity and gobbles down juice from live wires when he's hungry (

Amazon wants to sell the masses microwaved, sterilized "dead food" meals that promote disease, then profit off pharmaceutical sales to treat that disease (

Academics are trying to "normalize" eating insects by baking biscuits out of ground insect powder (

Facebook employees are HOMELESS and living out of their own cars (

Public school teachers using "gender unicorn" to teach children that binary gender is a fictional construct? HUH? (

New blood donation rules to allow gay men and prostitutes to donate blood just 90 days after unprotected sex (

After Vatican staff caught in gay orgy, the Pope says GMOs are approved by the Catholic Church (

The Olympics just abandoned all science, drops gender testing to allow MEN to compete as WOMEN in all events (

California citizens criminalized for refusing vaccines while actual violent criminals will be granted legal immunity under new "Sanctuary" push (

Canada legalizes euthanasia for ARTHRITIS? what's next? (

"Vampire addicts" are now injecting themselves with HUMAN BLOOD mixed with morphine (

Insanely stupid leftists think it's a crime for U.S. officials to talk to Russian officials? DIPLOMACY is now a crime? (

People now broadcasting their ENTIRE private lives online in "LifeStreaming" push that pays them $200 per month (

Police State USA: Teens must get business licenses to mow lawns this summer (

U.S. corporation says it can now raise people from the dead, plans first trials this year (

Pepsi now experimenting with ground up insects as a source of protein for its snack products (

Weird: Women are putting ground up WASP NESTS into their vaginas (

STUPID: For people who are too LAZY to open the refrigerator door, there's now a camera and an app for that (

Doctors say putting mushrooms in the MICROWAVE increases availability of antioxidants (seriously?) (

JUNK SCIENCE: Climate change now being blamed for mental health problems? is there anything it doesn't cause? (

Oregon to completely remove GENDER from driver's licenses because binary decisions are too difficult for progressives All those times when Barack Obama committed impeachable offenses Google "smart cities" could lead to violations of privacy (

VAMPIRE facials the newest sick rage, as women have their facial skin injected with their own BLOOD (

Freak snowfall destroys 100 MILLION pounds of onions in Idaho and Oregon] (

Female store mannequins blasted for being "medically unhealthy" (

UNHINGED: Sweden media now demanding total ban of MEN in CARS because they might use them as weapons of terror (

Cuban man treats arthritis pain with scorpion venom? and he says it works (

Police brutality on display as cops force catheter into man's penis while he's handcuffed and hooded? to "test for drugs" (

Nobel Prizes were awarded to Nazi scientists who developed Zyklon B to exterminate Jews (

Halftime HELL: Satan speaks through Lady Gaga to declare dominion over the Earth (while Pope Francis blesses) (satire) (

Organ donor wakes up during harvesting of her body parts after doctors jumped to conclusions (

New JC Penney advertisement shamefully promotes obesity (

McDonald's unveils a $1.5K golden chicken McNugget in Japan (

Burgers contain rat and human DNA, study finds (